Oezo Facts

Hi, I’m happy that my friends gathered up and REALLY PULLED THROUGH when I asked to trend #OezoFact and well, just for funsies, they went ahead and had a BLAST! I really enjoy these and couldn’t help but copy and paste them here… on my blog… and make it a page… so it’ll always be around… for you to read… and make fun of it…

 

 

  1. #OezoFact : “Android > iPhone cause he said so!”
  2. #OezoFact : “Best cuddle-er… EVER!!!”
  3. #OezoFact : “can just stand there and say ‘YOU got served…’ and then you’d die cause you can’t handle it!”
  4. #OezoFact : “Chuck Norris FEARS him!”
  5. #OezoFact : “Dinner, Couch, Bacon, Beer, Movie, Hadoken”
  6. #OezoFact : “Does a good job EVERY TIME!”
  7. #OezoFact : “doesn’t conform to your conformist ways!”
  8. #OezoFact : “Doesn’t need to be told what to do, he makes the to-do list FOR THE WORLD!”
  9. #OezoFact : “Drinks with the best of ‘em, just ask @Pessimist_Prime “
  10. #OezoFact : “Eats pineapples with a tiny fork, cause he’s #PaperGangsta like that!”
  11. #OezoFact : “Gamers fear his HADOKEN!” #TrueStory
  12. #OezoFact : “has a #WWE crush on @EveMarieTorres cause she flippin’ rawks hard”
  13. #OezoFact : “Has an affair with #NetFlix cause it always… ALWAYS puts out… a good movie to watch lol”
  14. #OezoFact : “Has his own un-printed currency and it’s greater than GOLD!” #PaperGangsta status!
  15. #OezoFact : “has the BADDEST BITCHES as friends, hands down! EAT IT!”
  16. #OezoFact : “he LOVES cool shoe shines and marshmellows!”
  17. #OezoFact : “He loves mango… no, seriously, HE REALLY LOVES MANGOS!”
  18. #OezoFact : “HE’S A HIGHLANDER!!!”
  19. #OezoFact : “he’s a lover AND a fighter”
  20. #OezoFact : “He’s THE MAD NOOCH!!”
  21. #OezoFact : “Him and @gNgMusicFactory are the king and queen of #MINDERASERS!”
  22. #OezoFact : “His heart just stopped cause of @desireexelyda on tumblr”
  23. #OezoFact : “His motto is Boot to the face, QUESTIONS LATER!”
  24. #OezoFact : “If New Jersey doesn’t work out, HE’S GOING TO VANCOUVER!”
  25. #OezoFact : “Immortal”
  26. #OezoFact : “is #PAPERGANGSTA fuckers!”
  27. #OezoFact : “Is an undercover SUPER-GEEK, you’ll only see his geek side though…”
  28. #OezoFact : “is currently using RockMelt”
  29. #OezoFact : “is having way too much fun with #OezoFact : seriously…”
  30. #OezoFact : “Is on AIM”
  31. #OezoFact : “is responsible for the big bang!”
  32. #OezoFact : “is the warmest person you’ll ever meet”
  33. #OezoFact : “is your FATHER!”
  34. #OezoFact : “it’s a lifestyle…”
  35. #OezoFact : “Knows PUFFY KILLED BIGGIE!!!”
  36. #OezoFact : “Landed on Plymouth Rock THEN the rock landed on Y’ALL!”
  37. #OezoFact : “likes long walks on the beach… uh… wait, no, he’s hardcore! he stabs ppl for fun! yeah… YEAH!”
  38. #OezoFact : “Loves everyone, specially the haters cause they give him free publicity :) ”
  39. #OezoFact : “loves haters :) their tears are delicious!”
  40. #OezoFact : “NetFlix is his addiction…”
  41. #OezoFact : “No, seriously, Chuck Norris got NOTHING on him!”
  42. #OezoFact : “Oezo > Morgan Freeman aka GOD!”
  43. #OezoFact : “says @Misstabstevens rawks”
  44. #OezoFact : “says Eiffel Tower instead of High Five, LEARN THE LINGO!”
  45. #OezoFact : “says, @findevan should’ve fought Sin Cara! #DAMNYOUWWE”
  46. #OezoFact : “that’s not a fist under Chuck Norris’ beard, it’s Oezo’s foot!”
  47. #OezoFact : “the real authority of how CLUTCH a chick is!”
  48. #OezoFact : “Way to his heart, Yeungling and Bacon”
  49. #OezoFact : “When he met Ric Flair, RIC FLAIR SAID WOO!!!”
  50. #OezoFact : “who your parents warned you about”
  51. #OezoFact : “Will be back at comicon NEXT year… maybe lol”
  52. #OezoFact : “Will drink more than an Irish person, BOOYAH!”
  53. #OezoFact : “won’t have children, but demons!”
  54. #OezoFact : “you’re his future ex-wife and you don’t mind!”
  55. #OezoFact : “you’re just jealous of how he jiggles when he walks… POW!”
  56. #OezoFact : “has a Manga written about him.
  57. #OezoFact : “has broken Wilt Chamberlain’s “scoring” record… and I’m not talking about basketball.
  58. #OezoFact : “he is a ninja”
  59. #OezoFact : “is so sick diseases are afraid to catch him”
  60. #OezoFact : “is the real #DukeNukem”
  61. #OezoFact : “Jesus wears a W.W.O.D. (what would Oezo do) bracelet”
  62. #OezoFact : “Jim Lee and Todd MacFarlane go to Oezo for inspiration.”
  63. #OezoFact : “knows what ate Gilbert Grape”
  64. #OezoFact : “once defeated mugen and jin in a sword fight”
  65. #OezoFact : “roundhouse kicked the six flags old man, resulting in instant death”
  66. #OezoFact : “uses #everclear as a chaser”
  67. #OezoFact : “has the BADDEST BITCHES as friends, hands down! EAT IT!”
  68. #OezoFact : “Will drink more than an Irish person, BOOYAH!”